Country Ain't Cool?
© 2011, 2013 John Rowland/Gary Clute
Demo Production: Galen Breen - Gator Hole Studios
Vocals: Jason Eustice
Country Ain't Cool?
©2010, 2013 John Rowland and Gary Clute
V1
He-e-y Baby
Let's get in line
Just fifteen minutes
Till curtain time
All these gigglin’ girls
With moms and dads
Redneck boys
Wearin’ cowboy hats
Five dollar suits and
(Spoken) Ladies with jewels!
You can’t tell me -- oh no --
Country ain’t cool!
Chorus
(They like) Paisley in Paris
Rascal in Rome
Hearin’ King George
In the Astrodome
Bluegrass and pop
(Spoken) Maybe even old school!
You can’t tell me -- huh-uh --
Country ain’t cool!
V2
Heads a-boppin'
All over the crowd
Rockin' with Rucker
All rowdy and loud
Who’da thought they’d know
Every single word –
It's somethin’ crazy
(Spoken) Like I’ve never heard!
This country music
Breaks all the rules!
You can’t tell me -- oh no --
Country ain’t cool!
Bridge
Drivin' their BMWs and limousines
Tricked out pickups like I’d never seen!
A guy from Jersey even waited all night
In a pop-up camper on the back of his bike
Cuz he likes…
Out-Chorus
Willie and Waylon
Luke and Aldean
Trace and Taylor and
Big Machine
Bluegrass and pop
(Spoken) Maybe even old school!
You can’t tell me -- huh-uh --
Country ain’t cool!
Demo Production: Galen Breen - Gator Hole Studios
Vocals: Jason Eustice
Country Ain't Cool?
©2010, 2013 John Rowland and Gary Clute
V1
He-e-y Baby
Let's get in line
Just fifteen minutes
Till curtain time
All these gigglin’ girls
With moms and dads
Redneck boys
Wearin’ cowboy hats
Five dollar suits and
(Spoken) Ladies with jewels!
You can’t tell me -- oh no --
Country ain’t cool!
Chorus
(They like) Paisley in Paris
Rascal in Rome
Hearin’ King George
In the Astrodome
Bluegrass and pop
(Spoken) Maybe even old school!
You can’t tell me -- huh-uh --
Country ain’t cool!
V2
Heads a-boppin'
All over the crowd
Rockin' with Rucker
All rowdy and loud
Who’da thought they’d know
Every single word –
It's somethin’ crazy
(Spoken) Like I’ve never heard!
This country music
Breaks all the rules!
You can’t tell me -- oh no --
Country ain’t cool!
Bridge
Drivin' their BMWs and limousines
Tricked out pickups like I’d never seen!
A guy from Jersey even waited all night
In a pop-up camper on the back of his bike
Cuz he likes…
Out-Chorus
Willie and Waylon
Luke and Aldean
Trace and Taylor and
Big Machine
Bluegrass and pop
(Spoken) Maybe even old school!
You can’t tell me -- huh-uh --
Country ain’t cool!